He has yet to score for Everton in 3 starts for the club this month, but that won’t stop us from selecting American superstar Landon Donovan as our “Funny Feeling Friday,” this weekend. Donovan is owned by just 0.5% of fantasy managers and is featuring for an Everton team depleted by injuries and lacking any sort of offensive firepower whatsoever. At 7M, he’s 1.2M more expensive than teammate Royston Drenthe (5.8M) who has also shown flashes of brilliance in recent weeks – though his inconsistency defensively and injury problems have left him a poor fantasy selection. Donovan seems a bit on the ‘pricey’ side especially with the likes of Jon Walters (6.7M) being listed as a fantasy midfielder and taking penalties for Stoke whilst playing as a forward.
That’s the bad news. The good news? Donovan has played all 90 minutes in all 3 games for Everton. So he’s a lock to play the full 90 (barring injury) against strugglers Blackburn at Goodison this weekend. Donovan’s USA teammate Edson Buddle is set to go on trial at Everton with his former LA Galaxy (and national team) buddy from California in the coming days, so surely Donovan must be in good spirits. Oh, and did we mention David Beckham has re-joined Donovan at the LA Galaxy for the next 2 years? A further boost to Donovan’s mental and emotional state, perhaps…
But let’s be a bit more serious. Everton are struggling for goals. They’re struggling for results. And at 7M, Donovan is not a long term fantasy prospect by any means. But the on-loan midfielder / forward has taken a few corners and set pieces for the Toffees in the past few weeks, and should be able to return a goal and/or assist against a leaky Blackburn back-four – which may feature want away Captain Chris Samba – a man who wants to leave the club but may be forced to stay and play in a poor frame of mind.
I don’t have much statistical proof to back up Donovan as the FFF selection this weekend, though he did score 2 goals in 10 league games for Everton on loan a few seasons ago. That’s a goal every 5 games. And he’s played three. And scored none. So, maybe, just maybe, he grabs one against Blackburn.
There you have it. You’ve all heard of him, but you probably still won’t select him. I don’t blame you, but he’s a hard working attacker with quality playing at home against a relegation threatened side, so we could do way worse.
Landon Donovan, your beach bum turned Premier League short-term fix. The man who carries David Beckham’s luggage in LA. The speedster with the receding hairline. The face of American soccer. Your Funny Feeling Friday.












