Category Archives: USMNT

Jozy Altidore’s First EPL Goal

Posted on February 6, 2010 by Ibracadabra

It took USMNT star Landon Donovan only a few weeks to pick up his first ever Premier League goal, but it took youngster Jozy Altidore about 6 months… The Hull striker calmly slotted the ball past Shay Given and into … Continue reading →

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Breaking News: USMNT and Rangers Beasley Car Blows Up

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Ibracadabra

He hasn’t performed consistently on the field for club or country in years, but that doesn’t mean he should get his car blown up outside his home. That’s exactly what happened to US midfielder DaMarcus Beasley’s BMW in Glasgow this … Continue reading →

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Premier League Gameweek 22 Fantasy Preview

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Ibracadabra

Everyone and their mother will captain Rooney this week Double gameweeks, injuries, snow, and an open transfer window. January in the Premier League couldn’t be more exciting. Let’s get to this weekend’s preview: I. Manchester City @ Everton: Both teams … Continue reading →

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Didn’t You Miss Me?!

Posted on December 22, 2009 by GetsHandsy

Oh yes NCNB… I’m back. School’s out kids, and welcome to your worst nightmare. It has been a while since you’ve been given a shot of pure humor without an ounce of fantasy insight. But don’t fret, now, I’m back. … Continue reading →

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Landon Donovan to Everton: A FPL Weapon?

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Ibracadabra

Offensive in too many ways to list Yes, it’s official – Landon Donovan – American’s greatest ever outfield player – is moving to Everton for a 3 month loan spell. We all know he’s failed to live up to his … Continue reading →

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America’s Charlie Davies in Surgery After Car Crash

Posted on October 13, 2009 by Ibracadabra

America’s best option up front, Charlie Davies Update: Davies’ injuries may be career threatening. Here’s wishing America’s Charlie Davies well, after it appears he was involved in a car crash last night. Davies is in surgery, and seems to be … Continue reading →

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The Beckham Experiment BOOK REVIEW

Posted on July 17, 2009 by Ibracadabra

Grant Wahl’s The Beckham Experiment is an incredible behind the scenes look at Beckham – the brand, MLS – the struggling US soccer league – and is a tale of footie adventure in the US recounted through Wahl’s amazing unprecedented … Continue reading →

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In Butt’s Brain

Posted on July 7, 2009 by Ibracadabra

Mandatory monthly Benayoun posting. Yossi re-ups with Liverpool until 2013. Israeli press reports say he is now 3rd highest paid player at Anfield. Big ups. If he can start 30 EPL games this season – he will be a bargain … Continue reading →

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A Freddy Adu Sighting

Posted on July 5, 2009 by Ibracadabra

He’ll never make it in Europe, and he’ll definitely never make it onto any of our fantasy premier league rosters, but he’ll keep stringing along those foolish fans with his “potential” about once a year – this time – it’s … Continue reading →

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RoboCup 2009: Something Brazil Probably Won’t Win

Posted on June 28, 2009 by The Team

Just as we predicted prior to the tournament, Brazil, not Spain, won the Confederations Cup. It was the country’s 3rd Confederations Cup title (a record) to go along with their 5 World Cup titles (also a record). Basically, the Brazilians … Continue reading →