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Category Archives: January Transfer Window
Wellington Silva to Arsenal: One for 2014
2010 is just about here, but this news is so forward looking, we should probably just leave it in the archives and bring it back up in 2013 or 2014. Arsene Wenger has stuck to his youth policy by signing … Continue reading
Transfer Window Tuesday: It’s Almost January…
In form Bellamy will stay at Manchester City As we mentioned a few weeks ago, last January in the Premier League we were treated to a handful of major transfers. I mean, some massive, massive moves: Arshavin, Heskey, Given, Beattie, … Continue reading
Here Comes the January Window…
Midget Maestro, What a Player The holiday season is upon us. Walking up and down Abbot Kinney two nights ago in Venice Beach, the Christmas Carolers were already out – entertaining locals and tourists alike with their festive renditions. And … Continue reading
Breaking News: Andrei Oliver Twist Arshavin Classified as a Forward; Hoping for Porridge on Streets of London
It’s official. Arshavin has joined Arsenal. Let the lineup speculation and Arsenal formation/tactics debates begin. But in breaking news – the official fantasy premier league engine (enjoyed by millions around the world) has just added Andrei to the game, and has classified … Continue reading
It’s Official: Blog Buddy Bullard to Hull
And there goes Fulham’s Top 10 finish. Poof. Gone. The rumor has turned into reality. Fulham stud Jimmy Bullard has officially joined Hull. I have a big soft spot for the England international not because he saved Fulham from relegation last … Continue reading
Former 23-Goal Hitman and (almost) Golden Boot Winner Returns to the Premier League
When I turn the clock back just five short years and analyze strikers in the Premier League, I think about the clinical Ruud van Nistelrooy. I think about the smooth Thierry Henry. I even think about the thunder-thighs of Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. … Continue reading
The Mandatory Transfer Window Gossip Post Part II: Foreign Fantasy Footballers
We commented on Defoe’s move to Tottenham even before the New Year rolled around and then again more recently this past week in 2009, so that ‘breaking news,’ isn’t all that breaking to us. Just wanted to let you know … Continue reading
Bargain Ben-Haim to Blackburn?
He was excellent at Bolton. Servicable for the Israeli national team. Mediocre at Chelsea. And with an ass full of splinters at Manchester City. At just 22 years of age, Tal Ben-Haim’s performances for Bolton were excellent – he even … Continue reading
Johnson’s Transfer Window to Close, Toilet Seat Shopping Spree Set to Open
Portsmouth’s defensive wizard Glen Johnson is on the verge of signing a new four-year deal to stay at Portsmouth. Good news for Portsmouth fans. Great news for Alvaro Arbeloa fantasy footie owners. Johnson was reportedly a 10 million pound target … Continue reading


