Category Archives: EPL

He Can’t Be Worse than Bobby Zamora: Altidore to Fulham?

Jozy Altidore Highlight Reel from The Offside Rules on Vimeo. Just a summer transfer rumor for you to consume alongside your Confederations Cup consumption this week – Fulham are considering bringing in US striker Jozy Altidore on loan.Though I’ve never … Continue reading

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Champions.

Manchester United clinches 3rd straight Premier League title. Next week, I look to clinch a 4th straight fantasy Premier League title. The similarities end there. Congrats to United.

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No Bombs or Bullets, Just Benayoun’s Brilliance

Though Israel’s greatest Googled celebrity still has to be the model Bar Rafaeli, with performances like the one he had today, perhaps soon we will all search for Benayoun. Despite receiving little plaudits from the mysterious and woefully inaccurate Premier … Continue reading

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Borat Managing Amr Zaki’s Press Releases; Zaki Fit for Fulham Clash

“The Zak Set to Back,” reads the latest press release from Amr Zaki’s official website. Good news for Zaki & Mido fans/fantasy owners as the Egyptian Goalscorers from Giza partnership resumes this weekend at home to Fulham. I don’t know what’s … Continue reading

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EPL Gameweek 24 Fantasy Preview: I have Not (Séamus) Given Up Just Yet on Ending Up with a Bird Like That

This weekend provides footie fans with not only a full slate of Premier League matches, but also the suspense that comes with the last few hours of the January transfer window. Will Shay Given join Manchester City to complete the … Continue reading

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A Weekend of FA Cup Football & Footbo Surfing

The Premier League’s 23rd gameweek gets underway on Tuesday the 27th, so this weekend will be focused on scouting future stars in the FA Cup and my trip to the Home Depot Center to check out Zlatan and Sweden take … Continue reading

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EPL Gameweek 22 Fantasy Preview: No Wild Schemes or Kaka-mamie Ideas Here, Just Pure Butt Brilliance

We’ve previously mentioned the theatre of absurdity that it is Manchester City’s ownership – here, and just a bit here, and oh yeah, here too. So we’ve made it pretty clear that we feel like we’re living in the middle of … Continue reading

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The Mandatory Transfer Window Gossip Post Part II: Foreign Fantasy Footballers

We commented on Defoe’s move to Tottenham even before the New Year rolled around and then again more recently this past week in 2009, so that ‘breaking news,’ isn’t all that breaking to us. Just wanted to let you know … Continue reading

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Johnson’s Transfer Window to Close, Toilet Seat Shopping Spree Set to Open

Portsmouth’s defensive wizard Glen Johnson is on the verge of signing a new four-year deal to stay at Portsmouth. Good news for Portsmouth fans. Great news for Alvaro Arbeloa fantasy footie owners.  Johnson was reportedly a 10 million pound target … Continue reading

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