Monthly Archives: October 2009

Why My Team Should be Locked at All Times

Handsy’s brain on a Friday night International breaks and Friday nights, there is nothing that will make a fantasy Premier League manager twitch faster… Idle hands are the devil’s playground, if I am anywhere near my computer after having an … Continue reading

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Ronaldinho to Star in The Princess and the Frog

Ronaldinho of AC Milan Dr. Facilier of the Princess and the Frog Formerly the world’s best player, Ronaldinho has struggled with form over the past few years – but was very impressive this week in his club’s Champions League win … Continue reading

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Funny Feeling Friday: Kevin Doyle

Get on that Kevin Doyle train This week’s Funny Feeling Friday selection is Wolves’ Kevin Doyle (5.4M) who has scored 3 goals in his last 4 games, but is only 3% owned in the Fantasy Premier League. He is – … Continue reading

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Premier League Gameweek 10 Fantasy Preview

Rafa Benitez, prior to substantial weight and facial hair gain I. Manchester United @ Liverpool: A must win game for under fire manager Rafa Benitez, but one that if he wins – will put Liverpool just 4 points behind United … Continue reading

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Chelsea Put on a Clinic

No Drogba, no problem. Chelsea did what three other British teams couldn’t do this week in the Champions League – comfortably beat clearly inferior opposition.While Liverpool lost to Lyon, Arsenal could only draw with AZ Alkmaar, and Manchester United could … Continue reading

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Butt’s Brain: Wednesday

A few of the articles that have been in Butt’s Brain over the past 24 hours… Rafa Benitez says he would never coach Manchester United. He might not be coaching Liverpool by the end of the month, much less Manchester … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Lampard Scores from Open Play

Silence the doubters, Frank Lampard scores a superb strike from 25 yards out, low and in the bottom corner for Chelsea today in the Champions League. He’s certainly back despite our reservations.

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Best Fantasy Team Name Ever of the Week

The happy face of a Congolese international This week’s winner is: DoTheChrisSamba Wait a minute… that’s…me?! High five! I have so many people to thank for this award. First, the NCNB team for allowing me to give myself the recognition … Continue reading

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Lowered Expectations: Gets Handsy

Editor’s Note: We’d like to welcome Gets Handsy to the NCNB team – joining the illustrious Ibracadabra, Stepovers Anonymous, and 1-1-8. Gets Handsy is a brilliant club team goalkeeper and law student by day and has been a frequent sarcastic … Continue reading

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Premier League Party Pics

The post match nachos went straight to Crouchie’s head. Please notice: a) Conspicuous pant stains b) Bad robot dance c) Stupified look on Jonathan Woodgate’s face The robot dancing Peter Crouch will likely start in place of Spurs’ suspended Jermain … Continue reading

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