Monthly Archives: May 2009

Is Ancelotti the Answer? Chelsea Look to Champions League with New Manager

Is Ancelotti the answer? Chelsea’s new Italian manager, Carlo Ancelotti will be tasked with one goal and one goal only: to with The Champions League. He will be Chelsea’s 5th manager in 2 years. The appointment comes on the heels … Continue reading

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Chelsea Win FA Cup as Black Sheep Malouda Stars

He was the best player on the pitch for me today. No, not Yuri Zhirkov. But Florent Malouda. The French international winger gave Tony Hibbert, Everton’s right back, a nightmare of a match – so much so that Hibbert was … Continue reading

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Chelsea, Everton, Boobs

Have a good weekend. Good luck to those betting on the FA Cup Final tomorrow. Video NSFW.

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Premier League Predictions Revisited: Part II

On Tuesday we published Part I of our Premier League Predictions: Revisited column covering 2008, and here’s part II – covering 2009. The Good: “De Jong Not Worth It, No goals assists or bonus, Just Like Nicky Butt.” A spot … Continue reading

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Eureka! Yuri, The Farmer, Joins Roman’s Army

Bored Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich may have lost a $500,000 yacht a few weeks ago in a game of poker, but it looks like he still has some cash reserves left over in his 1.55% APY HSBC online savings account … Continue reading

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Sir Alex Juggling Drunk

Can we just discuss for one second Sir Alex Ferguson’s playing career. Just for one second. I know he retired before I was even born, and I know today is a day to celebrate Barcelona not Manchester United, but I … Continue reading

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Torres & Ireland Sign New Footballing (and Marriage) Contracts

Contract extensions, and contracts in general, are a funny beast. They can take off the pressure (when it comes to employment, or renewing an apartment lease, perhaps) or pile on the pressure – when you sign on the dotted line … Continue reading

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Perfect Aim

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Peace in the Middle East: Portsmouth Sold From Jew to Arab

A deal has finally been brokered between Israelis and Arabs. Portsmouth FC have been sold from Israeli Alexandre Gaydamak to Arab Sulaiman Al-Fahim. Al-Fahim, a real estate billionaire, has been nicknamed the “Donald Trump” of Abu Dhabi. The 32-year old … Continue reading

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The. Day. Is. Here.

A Manchester United fan has already been stabbed in Rome. Prince William will be in the crowd. The two greatest footballers on the planet will square off. An exciting day all around.  I don’t recommend sports betting, I just participate … Continue reading

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