Monthly Archives: February 2009

Funny Feeling Friday: Drogba

Funny feeling Friday is basically a new way for me to display my (often wrong) instinct to the public. So, here’s the inaugural edition. Basically, it’s just a feeling I have about either an underrated, unpopular, or out of form player … Continue reading

Posted in Chelsea, Didier Drogba, funny feeling friday | 6 Comments

EPL Gameweek 27 Fantasy Preview: I’m an Idiot

Before we jump into our weekend preview and look at (I) the best match (II) the most fantasy footie friendly encounter (III) a prediction of Premier League stud and dud performers and (IV) a weekly best eleven, I want to … Continue reading

Posted in bargain choices for fantasy EPL, epl gameweek 27 fantasy preview, my team is screwed, poor fantasy footie planning skills | 19 Comments


Yossi! If only he had my looks. The guy is fantastic but not going to sell Armani cologne anytime soon.

Posted in Benayoun is practically my cousin, Israel national team = Benayoun + 10, Israelis can finish, Yossi Benayoun | 2 Comments

What Time is It? Time for You to Get a Watch

My buddy and fellow blogger One-One-Eight is always urging me to market the “Old Trafford Sir Alex” watch. The long running joke is that Ferguson tells the referee how many minutes to add at Old Trafford. The camera always catches him … Continue reading

Posted in Arsenal, Arsenal pre-schoolers late for class, Arsene Wenger, Kolo Toure, Manchester United, sir alex ferguson, UEFA Champions League | Leave a comment

Arteta Out, Essien In? The Bison Who’s Stronger than (Mike) Tyson Returns

Why do Chelsea studs Frank Lampard and John Terry look so jolly? Well, they must have just read The Joy Online - a clearly joyful local newspaper from Accra that is reporting Michael Essien’s imminent return to the Chelsea lineup. Good … Continue reading

Posted in Arteta Out, Chelsea, Essien In?, Everton, Frank Lampard, John Terry, michael essien, Mikel Arteta, UEFA Champions League | 1 Comment

Bernard Mendy is Very Fast; Not Fast Enough to Start for Crap Hull City

Despite speed that shows him absolutely toying with Roberto Carlos in the above clip, manager Phil Brown somehow doesn’t believe Bernard Mendy is worthy of a starting spot in Hull City’s lineup. The Tigers take on Tottenham Hotspur today at … Continue reading

Posted in Bernard Mendy, cheap defenders for fantasy soccer, Hull City | 3 Comments

Arteta Out For Season

Major bummer for Everton fans. Following in the footsteps of the friendliest footballer on earth (Yakubu), in-form influential playmaker Mikel Arteta is now also out for the season. The 26-year-old Spaniard faces several months on the sidelines after rupturing a cruciate … Continue reading

Posted in Everton, Fantasy Premier League, Mikel Arteta, Ruptured Achilles for Yakubu, Yakubu | 13 Comments

No Bonus Points for Brilliance?

Absolutely stunning. Like Nereida Gallardo stunning.

Posted in brilliant free kick, Cristiano Ronaldo, fantasy premier league bonus points, Nereida Gallardo deserves all three bonus points, Why do I even fu*king play fantasy footie? | 5 Comments

Nutmegged Rooney to Start against Blackburn

It seems like it’s all Manchester United all the time on this blog lately… and rightly so – Sir Alex’s side are not only the class of Europe but also the class of the fantasy Premier League. Here’s a quick clip … Continue reading

Posted in Better to be nutmegged than teabagged, Manchester United, Nike advertisement Rooney, Wayne Rooney nutmegged by local boy | 1 Comment

EPL Gameweek 26 Fantasy Preview: 2/3 Down, 1/3 to Go

Amazingly, we still have 33% of the Premier League season left. Not much time, but surely enough time for 100+ point fantasy footie swings, and titles to be won or lost through brilliant decision making and tactical wizardry. According to UK bookmaker … Continue reading

Posted in 19 Premier League teams have no chance, Chelsea, Cristiano Ronaldo, fantasy premier league blog, fantasy soccer, Fernando Torres, Manchester United, Paddy Power, Robin van Persie | 18 Comments