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Monthly Archives: February 2009
Funny Feeling Friday: Drogba
Funny feeling Friday is basically a new way for me to display my (often wrong) instinct to the public. So, here’s the inaugural edition. Basically, it’s just a feeling I have about either an underrated, unpopular, or out of form player … Continue reading
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Yossi!
Yossi! If only he had my looks. The guy is fantastic but not going to sell Armani cologne anytime soon.
What Time is It? Time for You to Get a Watch
My buddy and fellow blogger One-One-Eight is always urging me to market the “Old Trafford Sir Alex” watch. The long running joke is that Ferguson tells the referee how many minutes to add at Old Trafford. The camera always catches him … Continue reading
Arteta Out, Essien In? The Bison Who’s Stronger than (Mike) Tyson Returns
Why do Chelsea studs Frank Lampard and John Terry look so jolly? Well, they must have just read The Joy Online - a clearly joyful local newspaper from Accra that is reporting Michael Essien’s imminent return to the Chelsea lineup. Good … Continue reading
Bernard Mendy is Very Fast; Not Fast Enough to Start for Crap Hull City
Despite speed that shows him absolutely toying with Roberto Carlos in the above clip, manager Phil Brown somehow doesn’t believe Bernard Mendy is worthy of a starting spot in Hull City’s lineup. The Tigers take on Tottenham Hotspur today at … Continue reading
Arteta Out For Season
Major bummer for Everton fans. Following in the footsteps of the friendliest footballer on earth (Yakubu), in-form influential playmaker Mikel Arteta is now also out for the season. The 26-year-old Spaniard faces several months on the sidelines after rupturing a cruciate … Continue reading
No Bonus Points for Brilliance?
Absolutely stunning. Like Nereida Gallardo stunning.
Nutmegged Rooney to Start against Blackburn
It seems like it’s all Manchester United all the time on this blog lately… and rightly so – Sir Alex’s side are not only the class of Europe but also the class of the fantasy Premier League. Here’s a quick clip … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 26 Fantasy Preview: 2/3 Down, 1/3 to Go
Amazingly, we still have 33% of the Premier League season left. Not much time, but surely enough time for 100+ point fantasy footie swings, and titles to be won or lost through brilliant decision making and tactical wizardry. According to UK bookmaker … Continue reading


