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Monthly Archives: January 2009
Breaking News or Bullshit/Bollocks? Defoe Breaks Bone before Bolton
Defoe breaks foot ahead of Bolton match? The report is “unconfirmed,” but it’s FourFourTwo magazine – a somewhat reliable beacon of footballing journalism akin to Never Captain Nicky Butt. Well, if it’s broken – you heard it here first. If it’s … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 24 Fantasy Preview: I have Not (Séamus) Given Up Just Yet on Ending Up with a Bird Like That
This weekend provides footie fans with not only a full slate of Premier League matches, but also the suspense that comes with the last few hours of the January transfer window. Will Shay Given join Manchester City to complete the … Continue reading
Breaking News: Robinho Arrested for Sexual Assault
I’m selfish and lost for words. Instead of thinking of humanity or political correctness, I think of the EPL. I brought Robinho into my fantasy footie side last night for the first time this season, and today he is arrested … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 23 Fantasy Preview: Back from Brazil and Ready to Roll is Robinho. Will GK Given Join Him at Eastlands?
Let’s shift our attention from the one that got away (Kaka) to the Brazilian that stuck around (sort of). Robinho left Manchester City’s training camp last week without permission and returned to Brazil to deal with “personal issues” (pictured above) … Continue reading
Zlatan Couldn’t Make It to LA, But A Few (Hot) Swedish Football Fans Took His Place
A few weekend thoughts across the world football landscape before we turn our attention to the Premier League this week… I made the 25 minute trek to the Home Depot Center in Los Angeles to watch the US National Team … Continue reading
It’s Official: Blog Buddy Bullard to Hull
And there goes Fulham’s Top 10 finish. Poof. Gone. The rumor has turned into reality. Fulham stud Jimmy Bullard has officially joined Hull. I have a big soft spot for the England international not because he saved Fulham from relegation last … Continue reading
De Jong, De Jong, So Wrong: A Haiku for You
A bit of Japanese poetry for a massively overpaid Dutchman: De Jong Not Worth It, No Goals, Assists, Or Bonus, Just like Nicky Butt


