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Monthly Archives: December 2008
Fantasy Premier League Breaking News for the New Year & A 2008 Year in Review
A preview of January 2009 facts and rumours around the Premier League as we say farewell to 2008, with hypothetical color-coded fantasy impact included, and a 2008 year in review coming out of Butt’s Brain: Rumour: Redknapp looks to bring Jermain … Continue reading
Cristiano Consternation: Fantasy Premier League Panic Reaches an All-Time High
The world’s greatest player has now failed to record a goal or an assist in six straight matches. Fantasy managers are hitting the panic button, and rightly so – we analyzed United’s new tactics this season and offered a hypothetical … Continue reading
New Butt Buddies and an Off the Post T-Shirt Contest sponsored by Soccer Pro
It’s the holiday season. A time of giving, joy, and for us – a few new friendships. We’re excited to fly head first into 2009 with a few new Butt Buddies to add to our blogroll. So if 2009 brings … Continue reading
South Africa Star on Way to Fulham
24-year-old Kagiso Dikgacoi is set to join Fulham next week pending the approval of a British work permit. The strong South African central midfielder impressed Roy Hodgson on trial at Craven Cottage over the summer and his arrival further fuels … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 20 Fantasy Preview: Ronaldo Reliers Worried, Liverpool Lovers Thrilled
Well, Liverpool are top of the league after Christmas – just as Rafa predicted – and they looked superb in a big Boxing Day win over Bolton. Benayoun, Gerrard, and Alonso showed their immense talent in the midfield while Robbie … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 19 Fantasy Preview: Brilliant Boxing Day Bargains
Dancing elf striker Fernando Torres is set for a shock Boxing Day return for league leaders Liverpool after responding to some intensive hamstring treatment. Whilst we are readying ourselves for some intensive gift-giving, footie watching and food comatose treatment, we … Continue reading
Happy Holidays from CRon, Fat Frank, Fernando, and Billy Gallas
Send your own ElfYourself eCards (via Off the Post)EPL Gameweek 19 fantasy footie preview to follow today.
Owen To Stay At Newcastle, Could We Benefit from a North American Style "Contract Year" in 2009?
Striker Michael Owen has announced that he has decided to stay at Newcastle at least until the end of the season. Owen is nearing the end of his contract, and it makes me wonder, from a fantasy football perspective – will … Continue reading
Alex Cleared of FA Ban According to Smoking Hot Georgie Thompson
Bargain fantasy stud and blog favorite Alex has been cleared of any FA charges according to Georgie Thompson of Sky Sports News (“Through the Night”). In other news, Georgie Thompson is gorgeous, semi-safe for work, and we recommend looking her … Continue reading


