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Monthly Archives: October 2008
EPL Gameweek 11 Fantasy Preview: Zamalek’s Zaki’s Fantasy Star Fading?
Let’s preview Gameweek 11 – analyzing (1) the best “Real life” premier league fixture, (2) the most fantasy friendly EPL matchup, and (3) Fantasy Premier League “studs” and “duds.” I. Liverpool @ Tottenham: Can ‘Arry Redknapp’s man management style really turn Tottenham’s … Continue reading
David Bentley’s Blast & A Brilliant Butt Buddy: A Cracking Gameweek 10
A big congratulations to Never Captain Nicky Butt blog reader “Nathan” for winning the first ever Butt Buddies Battle of Brilliance fantasy premier league contest sponsored by Soccer Pro. Nathan, please email us at NeverCaptainNickyButt [at] gmail [dot] com and we … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 10 Fantasy Preview: A Lapdance for Carew; Fantasy Soccer Tips for You
I’d probably rather have a lapdance than a pair of soccer boots, but since beggars can’t be choosers we are offering a gift certificate to the lucky winner of the first ever Butt Buddies Battle of Brilliance. Let’s take a … Continue reading
Butt Buddies Battle of Brilliance: A Fantasy Soccer Contest sponsored by Soccer Pro
We have a jam packed week of fantasy Premier League football headlined by our first ever “Butt Buddies Battle of Brilliance” sponsored by our friends at SoccerPro. The winner of the competition will receive a $20 gift certificate from Soccer … Continue reading
Oh Captain!
Last season Cristiano Ronaldo averaged a fantasy point every 9.7 minutes he played. As he rounds in to form this year, he is producing at a rate of 10.5 minute per point. The question has been answered. If you want … Continue reading
Fat Frank Lampard Better than Perpetual Captain Cristiano Ronaldo?
Successful Fantasy Premier League managers know the game is all about value. That’s why we love picking Mikel Arteta, Stephen Ireland, and Amr Zaki and hate picking Michael Owen or Nicolas Anelka. Production on the cheap is the name of … Continue reading
Fantasy Premier League Blog Mirrors Real Life: Fantasy Soccer Sign of Apocalypse Upon Us
Some supporters tell us that we are the wittiest fantasy premier league blog. Drunkenly, they chant our name at stadiums across the globe, “Never Captain Nicky Butt! Never Captain Nicky Butt!” Joe Kinnear clearly disagrees. He captained Nicky Butt. The … Continue reading
EPL Gameweek 8 Fantasy Preview: A Worldwide Injury Crisis
Forget the worldwide financial crisis, we’ve got a premier league wide injury crisis on our hands. Let’s get right to our formulaic Never Captain Nicky Butt gameweek 8 fantasy premier league preview – where we look at (I) the best … Continue reading


